With a royal wave, HRH lets you know who is boss the second the sun rises. There is no starting your day without a belly rub and a nice, long, purr-inducing scratch. Otherwise, you might get a playful paw in the eye.
This regal pup certainly doesn’t want to get in your way while you scramble to get ready for work, and will simply take a seat on your luxurious sheepskin duvet. HRH will make sure it stays warm for your eventual return; heaven forbid your bed gets chilly while you're away for the day.
Finally, you’re gone! Time to test out the chaise longue and feel like 19th-century royalty.
Just another day in the life of Their Royal Highnesses, moving from one lounge spot to the next as the hours tick by. Another nap in the built-in dog bed today? Sure, why not? So far, they’ve had only two.
Royal pets not only rule the roost, but silhouettes of their comrades get worked into the decor. By early afternoon, the lighting is just right to admire the aptly chosen wallpaper.
Hooray, you’re home for a lunch break! Yes, HRH knows you’ve been hard at work all morning, but the couch is a fine spot while you pay bills on the kitchen stool.
Time for a quick stroll around the neighborhood. Royal Highnesses do not shower by hose; they refresh by outdoor pet shower — basking in afternoon sunlight, of course.
You have to go back already? Oh, man. HRH will simply have to sit on a velvet throne and ponder your absence.
Time for a gathering of Kitties Who Lunch. Eating on the floor is beneath them; they prefer your antique chair reupholstered in divine fabric. Worry not: Royal Highnesses are meticulous about cleanliness.
A run around the neighborhood may have worn this Royal Highness straight out. Better offer some love.
You’re home early from work! Time to catch a quick movie. These HRHs assume that since they’re smaller, they get the front row.
Oh, you’re throwing a dinner party tonight? HRH requires a host or hostess chair even without partaking in preparation, believing cuteness alone is enough to win the honor.
Sorry, but no guests are leaving this bathroom with washed hands until HRH gets some rest. Don’t even think about turning on that faucet.
Whew, the dinner party wore this Highness straight out. Off to bed. Your bed.