I like the wood trim that starkly contrasts the light granite-colored countertops. the modern touch in the form of a mounted and receeded television helps make sure both Jessica and I are satisfied and have fallen in love with our kitchen.
his and her sinks make sure both my hairgels and razors dont intermingle with Jessica's 50,000 cosmetics. we however do share the same hair accessories.
one bathroom to rule them all. I will wholeheartrdly agree to separate bedrooms for ryley and casey, but I want a single bathroom separating their bedrooms. also with her and her sinks. in the cabinets? bath and body works hand sanitizers, various scents.
guest bedroom. for when my mother wants to invite herself over.
hallway between living room and master bedroom
my office. not pictured: tablet docks, second monitor, third monitor, television mounted on wall.
jessica's office. where she does her job as the state comptroller. I am the first husband of cash monay of course.
living room. the kids, jessica and I always gather here for friday night movies, most of which are either girly or scary. I also come here to watch soccer on saturday mornings.
outdoor pool, home for barbeques and other gatherings amongst friends. every other Saturday jessica and her book club gather on the pavilion upstairs to discuss ongoing trends in the world of literature over no-carb moscato.
infinity pool. located next to the master bedroom is infinity pool, wherein jessica and I both swim against a mechanical current generated by a propulsion motor that cost too damn much. but my doctor said I needed it so I got the damn thing.
walk-in closets. we decided to keep the same closet only using one side for each of our clothing.
the pool bar.
the gazebo patio to out home.
entryway to our home. lesding straight to the kitchen, left to the living room and stairs.
garage spaces for me, jessica and the girls. detached from the house, across from it and joined by a semicircular driveway.
laundry/craft room. home of the laundry machines, sewing machines, and arts and crafts and wrapping paper oh my. if its on your pinterest board its in this room too.
circular loveseats curve around and fit up to 5 other couples for movie night in our home theater. also is the home of the annual at&t ocala fantasy football draft and of marathon madden and fifa tournaments.
the exterior of our home.
I TOLD YOU I WOULD HAVE MY BASKETBALL COURT JESSICA. I TOLD YOU. AND NOW I HAVE IT. AND THATS THREE BLEACHER SEATS TOO. SO YOU CAN WATCH ME. IN. MY. BASKETBALL COURT.
our bedroom. where the magic happens. perched above the entryway looking out over our driveway directly ahead and the view of the hills of arizona to the right of us.
dining room table.
fire pit. behind the pool, where we gather for much smoking of marijuana amongst me and my marijuana-smoking friends.