It's official: I'm declaring eye charts the new vintage subway signs. It brings me back to the time I tried to get my learner's permit, and the lady said, "Read the numbers off the first line," and I looked a sea of swimming figures and said, "Um, E?" And she said, "No hon, they're numbers." That was the day I found out I needed glasses. O.K., so maybe I don't want this pillow...