Photos uploaded by Perpetual Kid

Because big versions of things are funny, here's a cream pitcher that looks like a huge restaurant creamer.

Now that's just mean: "might be salt."

I won't be my neurotic self and note the difference between fried eggs and soft-boiled eggs and suggest there's a disconnect here — but only because the plate part is handy for the toast.

No matter what you put in your cereal bowl, at least when you get to the bottom, you'll see retro. Set of 4.

Aptly named, this paper bag is reusable, insulated and waterproof. That's one class act.

Only I didn't say "fudge."

This kit has all the step-by-step instructions and tools for the young artist to remake the classic.

These stackable, buildable crayons are pretty dang clever. Set of 13.