AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland \

arrived at the MGM Grand.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet

twenty thousand dollars on a single roll

of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind,

but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down,

rolled the dice and with an

Irish brogue yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop,

she jumped up and down and squealed...

'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers

and then picked up her winnings

and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,

'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men.

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(They'll tell you that themselves, while grinning from ear to ear!) Snort!