Uh-oh, you better duck.

And while you are at it, IF you think you or some relative MAY have been injured or scared within the last 50 years, contact some slimmy laywer and they will sue for you and take 90% of the money.

Walt Conner

Threw my card out. All this is going to do is make the next mower/tractor you buy cost more money.

Amen to the 2 previous posts. If I think I have been wronged I'll file my own suit and not join a "class action" due to some imagined damage because my mower horsepower was supposedly overstated. I like my mower! This is a lawyer retirement fund suit!

Whoopie! I truly believe markymark-ca is a lawyer. Find any ambulances with overstated horsepower lately?

We have our own terrorist group in this country. It's called the BAR!

I know this is going to break all of your hearts. But yes, I plead before this bar, that I, MarkyMark of California, hereafter known as "markymark-ca", did, does, and do continues to function in this world as a lawyer. While many a client might wished to seen said markymark-ca dis-barred as much to the level to which such an act must rise has never been met, sadly, that prong was never met.

As much as this pains me, and my poor mother who slaved over the stove in Kansas--feeding chickens in the morning, baking bread for noontime dinner, and my poor father slaving over the John Deere---plowing that 340 acres for corn and wheat--- this poor soul did finish law school.

And, as noted above, even passed the bar on the first try. (And two other siblings) The one who did NOT go to college worked the oil fields. Lo and behold. They found oil on his land....and the folks now live down the road with a view of Carmel to die for. The farm remains under contract farmers.

As for the beforementioned civil action, WTF????????????????
$75 clams for a rider and $35 for a pusher? Do you realize the gold mine in my back yard in Pebble? Hell, there is no limit. I ought to hit the repair shops collecting model and engine numbers. Think of this as a challenge.

Hell, I have almost a $1000 worth of claims myself in the backyard.

And in defense of lawyer, I do know a poor soul who collected almost $5500 from Walmart in a discrimination suit. Said person was alleged to have been discriminated in hiring against black folk and/or African Americans.

This poor soul happens to be from South Africa with Dutch decent....and yes, he did apply and collected.

(Footnote) Attorney's got $11,000,000 from a total of 18.5 settlement.

And for what it is worth, the beforementioned markymark-ca did crim law.....prosecutorial at federal level...
kind of tried to put the bad guys away at times.