(to the tune of the Monty Python song) Spam, spam, spam, spam...

Riiiiight. We're that stupid...NOT!

That has to be some of the most un-subtle spam I've seen yet. Too funny...

SPAM PRIMAVERA
Serving Size : 8
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 cn Spam, cut in strips
2 Carrots, thinly sliced
1 Zucchini, thinly sliced
1/4 c Finely chopped onion
1 Garlic clove, minced
6 tb Olive oil, divided
1 9 oz package linguini,
-cooked
1/2 c Grated parmesan cheese
2 tb Lemon juice
1/4 ts White pepper

1. In a large skillet, cook Spam, carrots, zucchini, onion and garlic in 3
   Tbsps olive oil until vegetables are crisp and tender.
   
2. Toss together linguini, vegetable mixture, parmesan cheese, 3T olive
   oil, and lemon juice until well coated. Serve immediately.
   
   Source: Geo. A Hormel Co, 1992

I think I may be able to help you out! lol

Since you are just staging a home, why would you want to buy artwork??? Do what the restaurants do...take in artwork from local artist, as consignment's.

You get your artwork, and the artist gets recognition and possible sales. :)

There,there,,, no more worries about reputable companies like Artsidewalk.com, and you didn't spend a penny! :)

I love the stealthy screen name, too-

"JAREDARTSIDEWALK"

Genius.

Fail.

I visited their website just for kicks. It is the most AWFUL excuse for art I have ever seen! I am not exaggerating. Who buys this stuff?