After three reads, I finally got it. There's hope for me yet!

LOL!

I read it to DH last night, who only slightly smirked. Then I felt like an even bigger fool for continuing to giggle maniacally. Oh well. I think there's probably no hope for me.

I guess you have to pronounce shih tzu right. I usually don't!

I read it twice silently to myself, didnt get it. then I read it out loud....its funny!

Still don't get it…….

"It's a shih tzu."

Took me a while, and then dawn lit on Marblehead.

Ellendi, don't waste your time going there. It's a shih tzu.

I had to read it twice. :D !!!

It's a shih tzu.

A sh*t zoo!

I told you it was dumb!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. ;)

I got it right away, but then I spent four hours in my vehicle today and our 8 year old Grandson told me a bunch of 8 year old style jokes.
What do you get when you put snow and a vampire together?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a tree's favorite soft drink?

I liked it because such jokes are just my style. There was one I read recently about the Dalai Lamai that did a play on the word supercalifragilesticexpialidocious and I just laughed and laughed as I repeated it to myself. Gave me chuckles all day.

Well, c'mon justgotabme! Don't leave us hanging!

i would love to know how people who have shih tzu/poodle mixes pronounce their breed, shih-poo... i've seen it written several times, but haven't heard it spoken, but i know i would have a hard time leaving the 't' sound out of the shih syllable!!!

What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.
The hot dog vendor said "that will be $2.50" and the Dalai Lama handed him a five. And waited.

The Dalai Lama said "Hey where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor said "change must come from within"

The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his hot dog, but it gave him bad breath and bothered his sore tooth.

The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. Although old and frail, he walked often, and he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is known as the "super-calloused fragile mystic exhibiting halitosis."

The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."

LOL! These are terribly, terribly good!

bpathome, I've just now shared that with a couple of folks. It's clever!

In answer to #2 above, why was the math book sad?

He was worried about his figure.
His feelings were divided.
His problems seem to multiply.
He didn't feel 100%.
Some things didn't add up.
Something got taken away.

I think that sums it up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

I saw this the other day, and it makes me giggle.

A: OK, if I give you two cats, and two more cats, and two more cats, how many cats do you have?

B: Seven.

A: No, no, now think. If I give you two cats, and two more cats, and two more cats, how many cats do you have?

B: Seven.

A: *sigh* OK, try this: if I give you two apples, and two more apples, and two more apples, how many apples do you have?

B: Six.

A: Good. Now, if I give you two cats, and two more cats, and two more cats, how many cats do you have?

B: Seven.

A: Arrgghh. How are you getting seven cats?

B: I already have a cat.

:D

What do you call a turtle having sex?

A slow poke.

aok - that was laugh out loud funny, even my 26 year old son laughed.

It took me a long time to figure out the OP's joke until I read the answer outloud as suggested.

Man goes into the doctor with celery in his ears and carrots up his nose. Doc looks at him and says, "I don't think you're eating right."

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work!

Woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, it's so embarrassing! Every time I pee, out comes nickels and dimes and quarters!"

Doctors says, "No worries. You're just going through the change."

Oh, my gosh, these are funny!

Sorry I didn't give the answers right away, but I wanted to see if anyone could come up with the answers. I love kid jokes.

These are so funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

And in keeping with the holiday season, what does Christmas and a cat on the beach have in common?

Sandy claws

I was going to say the answer to #2, why was the math book sad, is "because 7 8 9" and the tree's favorite drink is birch beer.

What do you get when you mix now with a vampire? Mount Dracula.

This one works better out loud:

Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff...

Ba-dump ching!

This is my son's favorite:

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

One of my Mom's favorite dumb blond jokes...I didn't take it personally that I was a blond...

A blond gets on a plane and sits in first class. The attendant comes over and says, "I'm sorry miss, but your seat is in the back." She replies, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Miami." So the attendant goes to get the senior flight attendant who tells her, "Miss, you're going to have to move to your seat in the back of the plane. This is not your seat." She replies, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Miami." Well after much ado, and this gal not moving, they decide to get the Captain to come out and get her to move. So the Captain goes up to her, whispers something in her ear, and she proceeds to get up and move to the back of the plane.

Stunned, the attendants asked the Captain what he said to her. He said, "Very simple. I told her the front of the plane doesn't land in Miami."

It took me twice to get Auntjen's joke. I loved them all. DH is giving me the "what is wrong with you" look.

OK, since Annie Deighnaugh "went there" with the blond joke, this is one of my all time favorite clean jokes:

A blond walks into a shop and sees a silver cylindrical object on the shelf.

"What is that?", she asks the shop keeper.

"It's a Thermos"

"What does it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Well that's pretty nifty, I'll take one."

Next day, her boss sees the object and asks what it's for.

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Well that's nifty, what do you have in it?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

" What looks like a box, smells like a lox, and flies?"

A flying lox box.

Dammit AJ!!

Such a stupid joke, that I'm still snickering....;-)

Faron

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.

Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? Because he wanted a meatier shower.

A blind man sits down at a bar and asks, "Who wants to hear a blonde joke?"

The man seated next to him replies, "Sir, you should know that I happen to be blonde and I carry a knife. The bartender is also blonde and he's an ex-rugby player. The bouncer is in the corner and he's blonde too. The guy at the end of the bar is blonde as well, and he's a member of a tough motorcycle gang. And Bill, who is playing darts, is a blonde professional wrestler. Now ... are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

Blind guy quips, "Huh - not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"