A woman goes into a butcher's...

"I'd like an oxtail please."

"Certainly," replies the butcher. "Once upon a time, there was an ox..."

You should have gone for a walk more often, Rusty, to stay more closely connected to and aware of the environment ... being sure to keep 6 feet away from other walkers (some say a couple of metres - which is a bit farther, and some say closer to the 8 or 9 feet, which some say to be safer, but only a slight bit closer).

But you referred to the "wet spot on the pavement", so I hope if you were walking in the rain you were well covered up, to avoid possibly developing additional rust.

o j

I'm just fine why do you ask?

Some days lately that is not too far off lol

Ah! Toilet paper hoarding explained:
Some people are eating their own cooking for the first time.

Glenda, those eggs are adorable! ! ! ! !

Rusty

What Gender is Computer?

Pencil is masculine "le crayon". A student asked, "What gender is computer?

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups- male and female- and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computer should definitely be the feminine gender (la computer) because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should definitely be masculine (le computer) because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

There you are, Joyful! Oh, gosh I just did a shout out to you above. I'll delete it.