A group text I just sent to the family.

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Dear all, I received a text today from an executive assistant to Mr. Claus. Apparently, they are in receipt of a Christmas List from one of you (you know who you are) with 34 items. It was pointed out to me that there are more than 2.2 billion children on Earth. You can imagine the administrative burden of 34 items each. In the future, there will be a hard limit of 18 items. Thank you.

PS Oh and he did say you were all very good this year, FWIW.

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