Lunch, dinner or show winner.

The description I've heard frequently is "farmer's TV". I think it's a good one -- I'd rather watch the chickens any day!

Johanna

Sal,roxanne,gloria and matilda....

Fried, drumsticks, bird brains, dumb clucks, *%$#!@ (when they ate up all my newly sprouted borage and calendula seedlings before I fenced off the herb garden), T-rex or velociraptor when they attack the grasshopers and japenese beetles, manure spreaders...

Yes, they keep me entertained, and watching me chase them out of the flower beds entertains the hubby...

Coyote bait?

We fondly refer to our Buff Orpingtons and Barred Rocks as "Fat-Bottomed Girls." And we sing the song to them(G).

They are terrific entertainment and the eggs are superb.

Lisa

We call our Buff Orphingtons: Fuzzbutts or if they really get themselves in a predicament "the dumb Blonds"....

We have two Orpington hens...Buffy & Buffy - both so ditzy they each think they have original names.