WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 23, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How to fill up The Ice Cube Trays --- step by step, with slide presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does it change itself? Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat and avoiding the floor, walls and nearby bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor --- Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After dinner dishes --- Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of identity --- Losing the remote to your significant other. Help line support and support groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning how to find things --- starting with looking in the right places and not turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men ask for directions when lost --- Real life testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while She parallel parks? Driving simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to live --- Basic differences between Mother and Wife. Online classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the ideal shopping companion.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to fight cerebral atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and calling when you're going to be late.

Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What it is and how it is used. Live demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,

Diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Enjoy!

Ana :)