Oh My Lord!!! The vet I work with will cry when he reads this...

This is my kind of man, I totally relate to him. I was in my office when the manager came in with a white face and said: 'Your wife is on the phone, something bad has happened" I took the phone and all I could hear is her sobbing the name 'Jennifer', our 2 year old daughter over and over. Now I was worried, what could have possibly happened. Finally she calmed down enough to be able to have a normal conversation. I now learned that the little darling got hold of a pair of scissors and cut her beautiful long hair to the scalp.

With a great sigh of relief I said: " No problem, it will grow back". I slept in the living room for a while, the hair grew back as predicted, I was accused of being an insensitive b-------.

Nick

Where are all the insensitive clods that populate this forum? I expected one funny story after another.

Nick

We are are all snags here!. On the other side of the equation.....
Dragon Woman to Arthurm (on golf course) "I knew were going to miss that putt".

I really do type tripe. You left out of last sentence.

Here is a snippet from the business section of the Sydney Morning Herald written by one Marcus Padley. Snag stuff.

"Marriage: I like marriage as a financial proposition. It has synergy benefits. You need only one house, one kitchen, one internet connection, one heating bill, one bed. And there are obvious, if only occasional, benefits. Marriage works financially anyway, and with my gorgeous wife, in every other department as well (the things you have to write to get a bit of action around here)."