We live in a small town in Oregon. It's small but does have it's own newspaper, complete with a police log. Sometimes the only thing we read is the police log. Here are a few exerpts for your laugh for today:

"The windows at a corporate plaza were vandalized by rocks travelling at high speeds."

" A woman reported that someone had covered her van with powdered chocolate and baked beans."

"A No Parking sign had the word "parking" crossed out and 'Christians" written in it's place."

"A woman was arrested for shoplifting a bottle of tension-relief pills and committing disorderly conduct. "

"A man found a chicken in his yard. His wife thought it was not a regular chicken but a Japanese chicken. She did not know what to do with it."

" A shirtless man was walking down the street shouting "CAW! CAW! and carrying a large bird that looked like a crow.

"A car was vandalized with a substance that appeared to be sour cream. The woman reporting said this was the 2nd incident of this type and was "more creepy" than the last. Her husband found a Taco Bell wrapper with "Anarchy" written on it on the door."

"A man was walking along the highway carrying a hammer and a dead dear leg. He was combative with police."

"A man approached church members with a piece of paper that he had written that he like to dance naked in front of the police. They reported he had disrupted church services."