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John Deere Green!

19 years ago

To avoid the long listing in a previous post, i have discovered what JD Green does to be so highly desired!

I have researched this, and discovered that, mixing the colors green and yellow, will have a hypnotic effect on people's senses, and will make them need those colors in their lives!

Look carefully at TV ads, those in the Sunday color section of yer paper, and in the slick paper Deere advertising booklets!

What do you see? Why, a yellow and green tractor, all new and shiny, bright green grass, yellow flowers, in front of a yellow house, with green trim!! And, the neighbors on either side, watching the owner drive his new shiny JD tractor all around, smiling like the cat that swallowed the

canary!

I'll have to admit, it makes me want a JD Machine!! YEAH, YEAH!!

I think it has something to do with hypnotism!

BUT! I'm not living in a green and yellow house, i'm retired, and my grass is a yard, not a lawn! (There is a difference, ya know?): Rustyj

Comments (26)

  • 19 years ago

    don't fight it... just eeease yourself into that nice soft yellow seat....

  • 19 years ago

    BUT! I'm not living in a green and yellow house, i'm retired, and my grass is a yard, not a lawn! (There is a difference, ya know?): Rustyj

    Rusty,

    Thanks for the correct term for me to use. "Yard"! That's it! I don't need no stinkin' stripes - I cut in circles!

    Seriously though (maybe), I have been wondering about that ornamental tall-growing clumping grass that people like these days. How many of these do I have to plant per square yard before my yard is a "garden" and the city can't make force me to keep it mown?

  • 19 years ago

    When people hit their mid-life crisis do they go out and buy a sporty red tractor?

  • 19 years ago

    I retired two years ago and my brain and eyes were taken with simplicity orange. Green and yellow for some but orange and silver for others. I call my conquest bud. It's been good to me. tsk tsk.

  • 19 years ago

    From several reliable sources,I have discovered the color green does not "go" with yellow.ie;If U wore a green shirt,than the socks,if you wear them, should be brown. I wonder if the neighbors are pointing and laughing at that,and how much further in debt U have gone. JMHO tbk

  • 19 years ago

    I love my Deere GX345 but as a matter of fact yellow is not a wise color for a lawn tractor. I read an article recently that stated yellow jackets are extremely attracted to and agitated by the color yellow. If you happen to be graced with a colony of yellow jackets in your yard you are basically a target if you are on a deere or Cub cadet. Not really a big deal but interesting none the less.

  • 19 years ago

    It maybe green and yellow for some but I perfer orange and silver with a very comfortable black high-back seat!!!!!!!

    My Conquest is the "beast" and I haven't looked back since I purchased it.

    Enjoy the journey.

    eal51 in western CT

  • 19 years ago

    Wants you go Green and Yellow you will never go back

  • 19 years ago

    The yellow seat is so you won't burn your backside when the tractor has been sitting in the sun for any length of time. I've experienced a black seat before. It was a very uncomfortable ride back to the barn.

    -gh

  • 19 years ago

    You can fight it... You can resist the urge... You can call your acreage whatever you want... But sooner or later, you'll be thinking about green and yellow... So don't fight it... Get from point A (need for a yard machine). to point B (JD dealer) in a straight line - don't stray off the path... All will be asimilated.. Aaahhhh doesn't that feel better?...

  • 19 years ago

    We all know the best new tractors are red, orange or black.

    *ducks*

  • 19 years ago

    Well heck, call me crazy, I still prefer the red and silver Massey Ferguson. I mow each week with a 35 year young 1650MF and grin the whole time I'm useing it.

  • 19 years ago

    There are a lot of vintage machines out there that are arguably by far superior to a similar sized JD today.

    But that's apples and oranges.

    green.....

    yellow.....

    aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.... I'm already there......

  • 19 years ago

    It's what one likes. I own 5 Deeres. Wouldn't give them up. Like my F150 Ford 4X4. Love it as well. I you like what you own, that's all that matters.

  • 19 years ago

    "It's what one likes. I own 5 Deeres."

    (I'm sorry, I can't pass this up.)

    I only need 1 orange machine to get the job done...don't need 4 spare green & yeller ones. ;^)

    t

  • 19 years ago

    theres a house near me... yellow with green trim. i want to do that to the garage, but wife wont let me. one day she will come home from grocerie shopping and see it all painted up!

  • 19 years ago

    Metal,

    the answer is "yes". I turned 45 and bought me a Wheel Horse. Of course I don't drive cars so it was my only vehicular expression of middle age!

  • 19 years ago

    Paint the garage Yellow and green,and you may have to live in it.LOL I have two red mowers and one blue.If Yellow and Green is on my property again,I also have a 12 gauge.and need some target pratice.LOL tbk

  • 19 years ago

    Gee, what a great outporing of love for yer own tractors! i'd say, the whole gamut of tractors is loved by their owners, which is very good!
    I haven't succumbed to the Green and Yellow yet, but i have a good representation of the tractor scene. I have a Simplicity, a Lawn Chief, an MTD, and an old Case Ingersol. Also, several old parts tractors, including a very old "square" Sears tractor, orange with a white hood, no engine, tranny ???, tires ok, a gift from a customer. He also gave me a nice white MTD late model tractor that runs, so i'm holding off on the Green & Yellows! As you can tell---i have a storage problem!
    Thought i'd get started on opening my shop, since the Drs. got my head screwed back on straight, so i worked on a chipper yesterday in the nice warm sun--forget the rest of this week--going to rain here, in Pittsburgh, for next 3-4 days! Maybe next week i can go to work again.
    Thanks for all the nice comments! got a good laugh out of some of them!
    Cheers: Rusty Jones

  • 19 years ago

    You need one of every brand.
    That way you can argue for or against any brand as you chose.

  • 19 years ago

    Here we go again : (

  • 19 years ago

    no metal, it has never stopped. Musta dredged up about a dozen or so since Friday.

  • 19 years ago

    Thank goodness we all don't like the same thing because then there would be only one brand. And the thought of having to own a Ford or Dodge makes my stomach roll.

  • 19 years ago

    A friend has a Lawn Chief tractor that i service when the time comes. He's had it for quite a long time. The tractor runs very well, and he says it is better than most he has owned.
    My Simplicity came from a friend, whose kids didn't feel that they should mow the grass, so they drained out the oil, then ran it until it went "BANG"! Not wanting to buy a new engine, they gave it to me.
    On another note, i brought home an old Speedex garden tractor in need of some TLC! Not a gift-they want it fixed!
    A heavy tractor, made of steel and iron! No plastic--except for the knobs! Built to last, so they say, and i believe it. No tin pieces on it, except for the hood and dash panel.
    AHHH, for the good old days!

  • 19 years ago

    yellow jackets are color blind...only see in shades of gray...a corvette should never be yellow unless a cute little blonde babe with bleached blonde hair and red lips is drivin it...and green and yellow lets ya blend in the landscape so ya honey can't find ya...I love my green and yellow JD and honey bun is still out there lookin for me...

  • 19 years ago

    Many different insects ARE drawn to the color yellow - It's a documented fact, though I don't know about yellow jackets specifically

    In the '60's I was stationed at a small radar site on the Oregon coast (North Bend) We had 25 or 30 small boats (some large enough for a pair of twin 150's on them) available for rent to all squadron personnel and a new (but not very bright) commander decided he wanted them all painted the same color, so when he drove by any of the fishing or recreation areas, he could tell at a glance which ones were 'his'

    We got about 50 gallons of fork lift yellow paint through DMR for free, so he decided that bright yellow would be THE color for all 'his' boats - Easily seen from miles away. One at a time they all got repainted over the course of a couple of weeks

    After that, the boats were almost useless, and it got so bad that nobody ever rented them again until they got repainted, about a year later. Every horse fly, mosquito, gnat or just about any other flying pest would descend on the occupants of those boats and eat you ALIVE! None of the other nearby boats on the lake or river were bothered because all the pests hung around the yellow boats

    Don

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