When girls drink too much............

19 years ago

Is this you or was you at a time in your life! LOL

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

You've been hit by the

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Comments (10)

valleyrimgirl
19 years ago
Sorry, that has never been me. One alcoholic drink is enough and always has been enough for me.

Smoking...never tried it and have never had the desire to.

Brenda
zone_envy
19 years ago
Tee hee....good one! It's been a while, but I can definitely relate to most of them, lol. For the record, I seriously can't stand the crying/I love you soooo much girls - they get on my last nerve and make me want to resort to #3 on the list;) I had one otherwise very normal friend who did this wothout fail every single time we drank together. Needless to say, I tried to avoid being around her and alcohol at the same time.

Thanks for the giggle, Sharon!

Cindy
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Crazy_Gardener
Original Author
19 years ago
Good for you Brenda!
Crazy_Gardener
Original Author
19 years ago
Glad you enjoyed it Cindy, I thought it was pretty funny too ;)
prairierose
19 years ago
Those were the days. I remember one or two of those (I think), never all at the same time. After those one or two, I spent a lot of time seeing the other side. There's nothing like being the only sober person in a herd of people who have - ahem - overindulged to keep you sober. Connie
maggiemuffin360
19 years ago
There was a time.....mind you, maybe one or two but never all!
It's hilarious.
Cindy, your comments about 'they get on my last nerve' remind me of a sign that I have hanging on the memo board in my office. It's a sketch of a woman who has just survived the night before of probably all twelve of the above and the caption is:
"When I woke up this morning, I had one nerve left...and now you're getting on it...." There are times when it's very appropriate to show the sign to someone who happens to be sitting beside me and getting on my last nerve....always good for a chuckle. LOL

Margaret
northspruce
19 years ago
Yup yup yup. Not so very long ago. Occasionally still but most of the time I am a sedate old 27-year old lady who has dogs to worry about. :0) LOL

(Some of that stuff I do sober)

It's an interesting observation that when I quit smoking (I was an awful smoker) and I did everything else on that list but never lit up a cig, I knew I would never smoke again. :0) What a great feeling.
verenap
19 years ago
OMG LOL TOO FUNNY!!! I've had a few of those moments (not all of them mind you)...funny...I always had no problem dancing in those sexy 3" heels...could dance (ok...loose definition of dance...all I can do is the bump & grind) all night but try walking home...LOL!!! I don't do that anymore...something about looking more like a "homeless hooker" than a "goddess"...LOL

I'll have to share that with my partner in crime, er, seester.
Verena
Laurie_z3_MB
19 years ago
Toooo funny!! Those are days long past...............now I need to be in bed by 11:00(need that beauty sleep ya know!lol)
CrazyDaisy_68
19 years ago
Much too funny! Yeah, there was a time.... LOL

Still enjoy a drink or two but ya know, responsamabilities...... LOL