a quick search yielded nothing.........my advice to you is to not believe everything you hear.

Jan

Jan: with all due respect, I belive he speaks the truth! My friends have thus uttered speeches about the 'Jolly Gourds'. I asked them what they were, and they said, that when you are truly in touch with your garden (I.E. Gourds), that they appear, and offer advice in the form of a secret suprise. Some call it fate, some call it a unit of measure.... We like to think of the Jolly Gourds as a way of life. I have told my children (Star Child and Zanzobar) about them and they hold them in a higher regard than the man with the tight trousers!

Uncle Abdomen

Here is a link that might be useful: This is the answer

To start things off, I think you need to retake your vocabulary classes, because your spelling of the word facetious was preposterous. I've been in gourd research for 7 years now, and haven't found them to be all that "jolly". I will ask around the laboratory and do a little research on this, because your point does hold some water. Due to the fact that gourds have unique seeds, which are capable of inconcievable catastrophisms, there could be flying grouds, but it wouldn't be the flying that birds do, it would be more of a levitation due to the magnitization of the seeds. I doubt this would work because the seeds aren't highly magnetic, but if it does, we could have just stumbled on a breakthrough for levitation.

Some people may have seen these gourds fly and therefore worship them. Your link was somewhat helpful. Thanks

Noting that the three of you, Lochenjons, Ellswjoker and Uncle Ab, have all joined the forum within hours of each other, I declare you have had your fun, and now you are done.

J

Then how do you explain THIS!!!?????
http://thekansan.com/images/092300/emily01.jpg

How dare you accuse me of joking about this!! 7 years of research, and this is how I'm repaid?!?!?

The update on my testing is negative so far. But, it has shown potential to work.