If I just sing Stones songs will that work or do you have to do Mick's chicken dance thing too?

I don't think they were too terribly impressed, but I tried! I think that hot dry pavement is the only thing they really noticed!

I had them really bad on my roses for a couple of years and was told to use insecticidal soap every 3 days til they cleared up. Unfortunately my work schedule and other factors hindered me from doing it effectively, but you might give it a try. I'm sure you'll be more diligent at it than I was. I HATE those things. Fortunately I don't seem to have them so bad this year.