Wouldn't hurt

Yes, yes it would hurt, but is that necessarily bad?

Kelly S

I just assumed that everyone was talking behind my back.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... (Oh, man, this is so bad,it's good)... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

It only gets worse from here!:0)

bruce

Bada BOOM! (The crowd goes wild!)
So three worms walk into a bar...

Oh we're all here waiting for someone to say something.
To tell the truth things are going very good with the worms. So no problems, no questions.

Vicky~

I LOVE that joke! I think my IQ may be too low to repeat it without notes though.

hiiii! my bins are both going pretty happy, and the $1 bag of bananas I got from the grocery make excellent pancakes and happy worms!

Banana walks into a bar and sits next to a worm.

...and the bananna says "are you happy to see me, or is that an Eisenia fetida in your pocket?"

Oh, Gawd. Forgive me.... Are we bored, or what?

ShenValleyJoe, go stand in the corner with Bruce...

Kelly S

If ya'll would check your bins more often for alien intruders, more of you would come to realize that we are, indeed, not alone. Matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of ET's have begun posting on this very forum. If not, I would like to invite them to join in...input from any source could only expand our horizons, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Chuck E B 2

Bruce, that was a great joke. Here's a couple that are about 3rd grade level:

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elifino.

Nice Joe!

What did the BSF larvae say to his worm friend who got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
Where in earth have you been?!

ok
a string walks into a bar (how exactly does a string walk?)
the bartender yells "we don't serve strings here" so the string walks out, walks up to a horse, gets into a fight, musses up the top of his head and gets tied all over.
back into the bar he goes and the bartender repeats "we don't serve strings in here"
with this the string replies
"I aint no string anymore, I am a frayed knot"
buda bada bing
John

Thanks, ya'll. I had forgotten how much fun worms are.