Hey Eddie, i just went out and bashed all my roses with a hammer but they just lay there on the ground now. You sure that one is right?

Poppa :-)

Well that made me laugh and it reminded me of a true story:
My brother asked my sister if she liked frozen pizza and she said "no"
He said he and his wife bought DiGorno frozen pizza and although the directions said to heat it for 12 minutes they always heated it for 18 minutes to make it hotter and to taste better. To which my sister replied "Heat it? you asked me if I liked FROZEN pizza."

"Always plant in 3's."
"There are no straight lines in nature."
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing," for instance if you had told us to use a rubber hammer and not just any old hammer perhaps Poppas roses would bounce back.