It's a snowy day in the northeast. Here's some OT humor for everyone (no intentional insults).

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO..

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas

Lituracy Ain't Everythang.

California

By 30, Our Women Have More

Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, only smaller

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People;

Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing

Crazies, and Honest Elections!

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right To An Attorney...

And No Right To Self Defense!

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas

Se Hable Ingles

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And

Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington

Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin

Come Cut the Cheese!

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Home of Brokeback Mtn.

The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place!