saw this annoying one on ours a couple wks ago.

Here is a link that might be useful: big brother for sale

Just saw one today: Chair for sale, Leather and Swade! Took me a second to figure out what swade was. bwahahaha too funny

I just found one that was advertising a "Beuro" for sale.

Sheesh.

n2cookin, are you by chance in Oklahoma??? I saw an ad today that also said leather and "swade"!

Well I didn't see any funny ad but did get this hilarious bid from my finish carpenter....

..... Finish trim to include all "Wayne's coating".

My dh and I laughed for days. Didn't end up using him as I just thought he should know that.

I saw "Lamb for your Table" yesterday. It was a lamp.

And no, it wasn't a typo, because it was spelled repeatedly like that throughout the ad and in another ad for a different lamp a few posts down.

Here's one from our local Kajiji:

Experienced pole dancing instructor looking for housing in downtown (city) area. Must have sturdy ceilings and floors for installation of multiple poles as I have a home based business teaching pole dancing.

Classes will start in early July as I am recovering from a hip injury. Not from dancing but from a nasty fall on the ice outside (club) recently. Had a few too many perhaps. lol

I am a smoker and have 3 cats.

If interested, I will teach landlord and friends pole dancing for a reduction in rent.

Please contact me as soon as possible. I am being evicted from my present apartment for playiing my rap music too loud. I have a hearing problem but have learned my lesson. I have references and promise to be quiet in the next apt or house

reno fan, you are so correct! Or should I say: Yep I be from oklahoma. ha

valzone5... Thanks for posting that! My sister is looking for a renter and she sounds PERFECT! (Yeah, right!) LOL

Valzone, that's hilarious.

I would be happy to give her a recommendation to live above my brother-in-law.

she's obviously a joker but it's funny nonetheless !!!!!!!!!!!

((((waving to n2cookin))))) Yet another Okie! We're in Edmond. We *never* seem to have anything on CL. It's usually just awful stuff, isn't it?

I saw an add a couple of weeks ago in our local paper (not on CL) for chester drawers.

Someone in the DFW area was trying to sell a "mirrow" earlier this week. ;-)

My favorite is one I saw a few months ago in Furniture for Sale - "100 plus year old Secretariat for Sale".

The ad went on and on about the "Secretariat".

I saw one a couple of months ago for a "RACLINNA." Yes, she meant recliner. Of course, I AM in Boston, so maybe she just took "sound it out" too literally.

This one sent cola through my nose! Ad goes on and on about an old art deco designer from the early 1900s:

"His designs are rear because back in the day he was not one of the top guys and he started late and died early."

(Rear = rare) Hysterical!

"Oak cabnit from wood chucks"

Spelling seems intentional because appears same way twice.

Topped off with a nice sideways photo. :)

Here is a link that might be useful: Oak cabnit from wood chucks

Here's the thing I don't understand. I can see why people say 'rod iron' or 'chester drawers'. That's how they hear the word, and so they mistakenly think that is the spelling. Good enough. But why do people say 'must sale'. I realize in some areas of the country, 'must sell' and 'must sale' sound the same. But they do not sound the same in my area of the country. This is the type of thing that perplexes me.