I've had this pinned to my wall for more than ten years, and thought I'd share this T&T recipe:

To Preserve Children

1 large grassy field

Some pebbles

1 pinch of brook

2 or 3 smqall dogs

1/2 dozen children

Mix the children and dogs together well. Put them in the fild, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles. Sprinkle the field with flowers under a deep blue sky. When brown, set in a bubble bath to cool