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Help Funkie Gardens locate a hosta thief!

11 years ago
last modified: 11 years ago

Pretending to steal was fun, searching for the owners was even more fun. Hopefully that post didn't inspire one of you ladies to do it for real. Because if you did, then you clearly didn't listen to any of the tips given during this fun game. Funkie Gardens posted this on the American Hosta Society Facebook page

"Does anyone know this woman? We have her and her current model gray
Ford F150 pickup on camera. She stole several hosta from us today, June
7th at around 3:10 p.m. PLEASE help us by sharing this post. She was
wearing green shorts, blue polka dot shirt, and strap flat sandals. We
are guessing she is 50-55 years old. She is around 5'6 with light brown
hair with bangs. She had her hair up in a bun pony tail. Being a
small, family business we are saddened by this event as every plant
matters to us! Please contact us or the Washington County Sheriff's
department with any information! Thank you!!"


Funkie Gardens Facebook Post

I'm joking about thinking a hosta forum member would do this. But if anyone does recognize this non-crafty thief, perhaps you could speak to her about returning the hostas. Just thought I'd share.

Comments (24)

  • 11 years ago

    Wow, some people...

  • 11 years ago

    I really thought you were joking!

  • 11 years ago

    Geez, what kind of person would think that's okay for them to take plants that aren't theirs? I hope they do catch her. We had a weird plant thief woman in our neighborhood. If she could reach it from the street or sidewalk, she felt it was okay to take it.


  • 11 years ago

    I haven't had a hosta stolen (in real life), but someone did drop by and swipe a large fuschia hanging basket a couple of years ago. It wasn't a cheap, inexpensive one and my wife was thoroughly ticked off - so much so, she attached a "missing" ad on the garage post!!! Needless to say, we never saw the fuschia again.

    We haven't risked hanging another one there since. Instead, I put a $6 Fire and Ice into a basket and fortunately that hasn't caught the attention of Mr. / Mrs. Sticky Fingers!

    Here's a pic from last year.

    BC

  • 11 years ago

    This is a crazed hostaholic. i am wondering sometimes that someone could dig up some hostas or conifers in the front of my house. The back I have fenced in, and there are also nice ones, with the fence having sharp pickets when seen from the street.

  • 11 years ago

    Theft. Not cool.

  • 11 years ago

    BC! Have I been sleeping or what? Why and when did I get the impression you were a female??? The leg was a dead give-away recently but until that point I referred to you earlier as a "hostess", lol. Please forgive me but I hope you got a good laugh out of it! (When I said hello to Glenn for you, neither one of us referred to gender so I had no clue.) lol

  • 11 years ago

    Don, every time you post that photo, I just want to squeeze those chubby, pouty cheeks!!! LOL

  • 11 years ago

    Too funny, Jo. I was under the same impression.


  • 11 years ago

    Me too! LOL

  • 11 years ago

    Me too but I don't know why.

  • 11 years ago

    Mom!!! How could you!!!

  • 11 years ago

    No problem ladies!

    BC

  • 11 years ago

    She snitched them in pots? A really brazen thief would have brought a shovel! lol

  • 11 years ago

    Hey! ....that kind of puts a new twist on our incarceration! Lol. Please prepare your wife for our arrival...and let her know she can return in a week! ;-). Bwahaha!!!

  • 11 years ago

    Actually, she's visiting relatives in Ontario - your neck of the woods!

    Still, I have my teenage daughter to keep a lid on our shenanigans!

    BC

  • 11 years ago

    she ought to be imprisoned in a peat pot, and develop those wrinkles as she dries out.

  • 11 years ago

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest her armpits!


    Denis

  • 11 years ago

    Bungalow, I'm not on FB. Did the Nursery post anything yet about the thief getting caught?


  • 11 years ago

    Not yet. The post has been shared by over a 1100 people. Someone that loves hostas will hopefully recognize her.


  • 8 years ago
    last modified: 8 years ago

    I know this is an old post, but just thought I'd share, yes, the thief was caught. I caught her when I recognized her stealing a couple days later at the shop next door. I actually had just had pleasant conversation moments before with her in store. She was quite disarming, sharing all sorts of personal info, including where she lived! She seemed vaguely familiar, but couldn't place her. When I went out to my car, it finally clicked when I remembered seeing the original post on FB from FG, and realized I was parked next to her distinctive, very expensive truck, which they also had posted. She was even wearing the same shirt!! Then I noticed she was taking large numbers of small items from the back of the place and tucking them down under the backseat. I was right next to her, watching. She even smiled and waved. Realizing she wasn't coming from the area where you normally exit, I went back in to ask if she had paid for them, long story short, the sheriff got a hold of her. Turns out she was nothing more than just a bored, compulsive thief. Her husband was at his wit's end. I believe FG was able to recover the stolen plants from her yard, still in their pots.

  • 8 years ago

    Well...if I was a bored, compulsive thief?...hmm... JK. May she receive the help and attention she needs, so she doesn't repeat this behavior.