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alexandra_parker23

God has some explaining to do....

10 years ago

Ok, here's the thing: God may be all-powerful, omnipotent, all-seeing and all-knowing, but he's not really into planning, is he?
I mean, let's look at this logically.

If we're honest, he went about things a bit like a bull in a china shop.

He got this marvellous, crazy idea to create a world, all the stars, planets, countries, seas, and all that doodah... lots of greenery, valleys, mountains (I think he meant to start a rickery, myself, and got a bit carried away, if you ask me...) and then, decided to get more creative with a few animals here and there...


Only then, did he think, "Man, who's gonna look after all this stuff?"


So he created 2 people. Man (donkey work, digging, lifting, fence-posts, put the rubbish out, you know....)

Woman (planning the planting, buying the plants, little light hoeing) and yes, he put them in a GARDEN.


You'd think, with all the stuff they obviously had to tackle, he would have had the foresight to give them CAST-IRON BACKS WITH HINGES IN THEM!!


How many of us get up the following morning, thinking "Oooh, I overdid it yesterday, I think my back's gone....")


See?

Not a big planner, was he...?!

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