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Expensive house, horrible kitchen

10 years ago

The Yerba Buena Center for the Arts does an annual "dream house" raffle. I got the flyer today and went online to look at the house pics (not that I'd ever take the house, since there's no way I could afford to pay the taxes on it; I'd take the $4M in cash). Great location, beautiful views, but the kitchen has one of the worst layouts I've ever seen.

The rest of the interior isn't anything to write home about either, although the decks and pool area tap into some fabulous fantasy of outdoor living.

Here's a link to all the photos

Comments (32)

  • 10 years ago

    You could not even give me this house. Horrid all the way around.

  • 10 years ago

    The houses in my local raffles are ones that have been on the market FOREVER. I think the house is for marketing the raffle.

  • 10 years ago
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    I'd take the $4M. I can just see kids running down those stairs and grabbing a hold of mom as she stands at the range with a full pot of pasta water. The design of this kitchen for function is atrocious.

  • 10 years ago

    The design and layout of the house seems to point to it being built in the 80's. Is it really a new house or a barely remodelled old house?

  • 10 years ago

    What a shame

  • 10 years ago

    The outside grounds and outdoor kitchen are lovely. The kitchen is just puzzling -- like this is not a new home and every rule of kitchen design was violated on purpose. The finishes don't look like they are recent, I agree.

  • 10 years ago

    The whole thing is just so over-wrought. I agree the kitchen window view is great, but the rest of it is something I wouldn't take as a gift.

  • 10 years ago

    You can give me the house, but no I wouldnt buy it.

  • 10 years ago

    Did they move those same orange pillows from room to room?

  • 10 years ago

    The outside is fantastic. The inside looks really cluttered and small for a house that size.

  • 10 years ago
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    I was certain you were all being too harsh. Then I looked at the pics...nope.

  • 10 years ago

    The only thing I like about it is the view.

  • 10 years ago

    I get it now, this is a house in Silicon Valley! There is an unwritten rule that every house up there has to be done twice… Contractors got to get the money from the nouveau riche.... All of the obvious errors can be corrected on the second go round.

  • 10 years ago
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    So odd. There is no design connection between the interior and exterior or even between rooms in the house. The views are beautiful and I would love attend a party in the outdoor spaces. And I like, not love, some of the interior. But, If I had that kind of $ I would never spend it on that house.

  • 10 years ago

    The island sink is just...stupid. I suppose if a pot catches on fire, you can douse it right away.

    You should be able to prep near a prep sink!

  • 10 years ago

    The view is lovely, but the house? Meh.

    And ... is this floor tile on the bathroom counter? Good grief.

  • 10 years ago

    Maybe it is the camera angle, but those LR steps look no where near code....

    The kitchen made me tired, just looking at it!!

  • 10 years ago

    From the outside, the house looks enormous, but inside, the rooms are so small! The outdoor kitchen looks nice. The indoor kitchen looks like it was designed by someone who had never been in a kitchen before.

  • 10 years ago

    Is that a grill on the peninsula counter? Without real ventilation? That is really strange. An induction hob would be useful for keeping food warm but not that? It is a really strange kitchen-I can't imagine who would design such a strange space.

    I like the outside though. I may enter the darn raffle as I'm becoming bicoastal in the fall and can't seem to afford anything I like out there. It's ironic that I'm moving from the third most expensive state (NJ) to the second most expensive.

  • 10 years ago

    I like the pool and outdoor kitchen. Floor tile on the bathroom sink, just no.

  • 10 years ago

    Here's a description of the house (emphasis added):

    Key features:

    • 5 bedrooms
    • 4 full and 2 half baths
    • Over 4,750 square feet
    • 1 acre lot
    • Library
    • Media/Bonus Room
    • Acacia wood floors with walnut finish
    • Gourmet chef's kitchen
    • Spacious Family Room with Fireplace
    • Temperature controlled 150 + bottle wine storage.
    • Opulent Master suite with fireplace/sitting area and spacious walk in closet.
    • Grand marble dressing area and bath with tub and shower for 2.
    • Convenient In-law/au pair quarters.
    • Lap pool w motorized cover
    • Custom outdoor kitchen/barbeque area with dishwasher and refrigerator.
    • One Sprawling acre with fenced orchard and Tree house.
    • 3 car garage w hobby loft and ample parking.
  • 10 years ago
    last modified: 10 years ago

    Aside from the fact that that's not a "Gourmet chef's kitchen", "Opulent" and "Grand" are not words I would even begin to associate with the interior. I guess I'm fixated on the bathrooms, because they are decidedly uninspired. I presume this is the master, and maybe it looks better in person, but in this pic it looks (IMO) like something from the 80s and not in a good way.

    And this just screams "CHEAP."

  • 10 years ago

    I wonder if this is a case of someone who couldn't sell their house the traditional way making a deal to "auction" it. I suspect the organization pays the homeowner since 65000 $150 tickets have to be sold before the house is awarded.

  • 10 years ago

    Yeah, this house is not selling.

    The columns on the outdoor kitchen are comically large.

    The whole things read waayyyy to Tuscan for current tastes. Not that some of that look is not indigenous/appropriate, but it needs to be toned down.

  • 10 years ago

    deeinohio, yes, I'm sure that's the case. In these types of auctions, it is very unusual for someone to take the house rather than the cash, because it's a rare person who has on hand the $800,000 the IRA would demand if you claimed your prize.

    And I agree with IdaClaire--"uninspired" pretty much sums up the interior.

  • 10 years ago

    OTOH, I'd take that Tesla S in a heartbeat. My dream car!

  • 10 years ago

    Someone had a serious and unfortunate love of the color orange. One of the most lackluster decorating jobs I've seen in a long time. The kitchen cannot be explained.

  • 10 years ago

    I managed to track down the house address and then found it on Zillow. It was apparently built in 1990.

    It was listed for sale in March of 2015. They dropped the price twice, then took it off the market. It went back on the market this last March at a yet lower price, then was taken off the market again in June (probably when it was tapped for the raffle).

    Isn't the internet amazing?

    http://www.zillow.com/homes/13917-Albar-Crt-Saratoga-CA-95070_rb/?fromHomePage=true&shouldFireSellPageImplicitClaimGA=false

  • 10 years ago

    That explains why the 2nd bathroom that IdaClaire posted looks like the one I did in the early 90's. I've updated mine since then

  • 10 years ago

    I'll take the 4mil, not the house. It's in the middle of a hill. Either all the mud slides into the house, or out from under it.

  • 10 years ago
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    Call me old-fashioned, but when I hear the word "library", I expect to see books. A lone desk and a couple of shelves with tchotchkes is not a "library". There doesn't even seem to be room for more than a modest number of books.

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