J. R. R. Tolkien Quotes
English - Novelist January 3, 1892 - September 2, 1973

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
J. R. R. Tolkien

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!
J. R. R. Tolkien

Not all those who wander are lost.
J. R. R. Tolkien

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
J. R. R. Tolkien

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. Tolkien

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Courage is found in unlikely places.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
J. R. R. Tolkien

The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot forever fence it out.
J. R. R. Tolkien

A pen is to me as a beak is to a hen.
J. R. R. Tolkien

'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
J. R. R. Tolkien

Short cuts make long delays.
J. R. R. Tolkien

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J. R. R. Tolkien

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
J. R. R. Tolkien

You have been chosen, and you must therefore use such strength and heart and wits as you have.
J. R. R. Tolkien

A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
J. R. R. Tolkien

They say it is the first step that costs the effort. I do not find it so. I am sure I could write unlimited 'first chapters'. I have indeed written many.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Myth and fairy-story must, as all art, reflect and contain in solution elements of moral and religious truth (or error), but not explicit, not in the known form of the primary 'real' world.
J. R. R. Tolkien

If you really want to know what Middle-earth is based on, it's my wonder and delight in the earth as it is, particularly the natural earth.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Many children make up, or begin to make up, imaginary languages. I have been at it since I could write.
J. R. R. Tolkien

I should like to save the Shire, if I could - though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them.
J. R. R. Tolkien

It is plain indeed that in spite of later estrangement Hobbits are relatives of ours: far nearer to us than Elves, or even than Dwarves. Of old they spoke the languages of Men, after their own fashion, and liked and disliked much the same things as Men did. But what exactly our relationship is can no longer be discovered.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Hobbits are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, more numerous formerly than they are today; for they love peace and quiet and good tilled earth: a well-ordered and well-farmed countryside was their favourite haunt.
J. R. R. Tolkien

It may be the part of a friend to rebuke a friend's folly.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
J. R. R. Tolkien

In October 1920 I went to Leeds as Reader in English Language, with a free commission to develop the linguistic side of a large and growing School of English Studies, in which no regular provision had as yet been made for the linguistic specialist.
J. R. R. Tolkien

The proper study of Man is anything but Man; and the most improper job of any man, even saints (who at any rate were at least unwilling to take it on), is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.
J. R. R. Tolkien

I don't like allegories.
J. R. R. Tolkien

I dislike Allegory - the conscious and intentional allegory - yet any attempt to explain the purport of myth or fairytale must use allegorical language.
J. R. R. Tolkien

A safe fairyland is untrue to all worlds.
J. R. R. Tolkien

I never liked Hans Christian Andersen because I knew he was always getting at me.
J. R. R. Tolkien

Middle English is an exciting field - almost uncharted, I begin to think, because as soon as one turns detailed personal attention on to any little corner of it, the received notions and ideas seem to crumple up and fall to pieces - as far as language goes, at any rate.
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A friend of mine tells that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.
J. R. R. Tolkien

The original 'Hobbit' was never intended to have a sequel - Bilbo 'remained very happy to the end of his days and those were extraordinarily long': a sentence I find an almost insuperable obstacle to a satisfactory link.
J. R. R. Tolkien


Victor Borge Quotes
American - Musician January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000


Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge