Looks like a crime scene.

"I'm guessing it was killed in the conservatory, by CMH, with a sawsall."

tj

No glochids, huh? I’m impressed. Musta been doing some pretty fancy maneuvering there, Jeff.

• Death, Death. The second picture tells all. Come on, Jeff, and throw the chainsaw in the back. No time at all we were back in the speakeasy. And there was Doris, who had the biggest Opuntia patch in the county. I loved that Dame.

tj,

Just add beer and I think you're on to something.

Tyler, after years of getting glochids, and going through gallons of Elmer's glue to get them out, the few simple rules of dealing with Opuntias sans glochids are followed.

Rob, it was just a reciprocating saw, but I like the start of that story. And who can forget Doris?