Rumor has it that orthodontists all over the country are getting ready to go out on strike.

Brace yourselves!

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had....Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room..

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.

Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Rusty

ETA: DOON'DOON'T try making amendments around this place! (This worked after I hit the "skip to the next line down" tab).

WWeWelWell - tththathat (aapappappaapparappareapparenapparent) ppapapatpatipatiepatienpatient ... ccecercertcertacertaicertaincertainlcertainly had ppapatpatipatiepatienpatiencpatience!!!

, (added later) didn't he?

Original message:

Try aluminum, Kevin - but unless you're near middle-aged, you'd better develop a more numerous clientele, for, being immune to rust, it lasts for quite a few years.

o j