Cashed in on benefits 🫪

Peeked in a medicine cabinet.

Used the bathroom for more than number 1.

Opened their fridge.

Spent the night.

Got drunk and threw up.

Opened drawers

Helped themselves to a snack or beverage

walked in without knocking

Smashed furniture

Wrote on walls

Rearranged dishes in cupboards

Began cleaning without being invited to do so ( I once had to catch myself before wiping smudges from their SS fridge door — slapped myself!)

Didn’t catch my dog before he relieved himself indoors