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Collaborative Thought Experiment: The Houseplant Ark

18 years ago

I have a hypothetical scenario to run by everybody, for entertainment purposes.

The sitch is this:

The earth is in serious trouble of some kind or another, to the point where we're sending a large spaceship out so as to preserve the human race, along with animals and plants sufficient for food, clothing, and oxygen production. So there's going to be corn, rice, potatoes, bananas, and all that good stuff.

The powers that be, recognizing the collective awesomeness of Garden Web's Houseplant Forum, have given us the responsibility of deciding what ornamental plants will be brought along. So the question is basically, what ornamental tropical plant would you want to make sure accompanies human civilization to the next planet? The twist is that this is a co-operative project: once somebody's chosen a plant, it's saved, and you can choose something else: the question is not "what's your favorite plant;" it's "what plant's disappearance would you feel most deeply," or something like that. Also I'm not married to the idea that these have to all be tropicals. If you want to save roses or Hostas or something, please, go ahead.

The part I'm curious about is what the final list is going to end up looking like: what obvious picks don't make it on the ship? What obscure ones do?

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To start off, I want to save Yucca elephantipes, mostly on the grounds that I think nobody else will pick it if I don't. (It pains me not to choose Anthurium andreanum, though, I must say.) But also it might have some practical uses (fibers for rope or something, maybe?), it's tough enough to survive on a number of planets, I hope, and I think it's pretty. So it's coming to Alpha Centauri or wherever.

Who's next?

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