Your joking, right?

I'd never heard of it either. So I googled, and found the website. There's no orange roof on the thing, either. The link is below.

I wouldn't mind trying the 32-3-8 or the 35-3-5, if I could get a few bags at a good price. Appears to be heavy on the nitrogen, very low on the phosphorus, both of which I would appreciate.

For me, the issue would be price.

Here is a link that might be useful: Howard Johnson's Products

It doesn't show where to get it or how to contact them other than that online form.

I bought some HJ fertilizer for plants and vegetables, its 13-13-13, from the Home Depot. figured I could use it all over my plant beds, young trees and where ever. I guess it's a synthetic fertilizer? The bag is full of multi-colored granules: red, gray-green, white.

Cheers!

I 'Googled'- Howard Johnson Hotels fertilizer- and clicked on - The Name's familiar but it is not the same Industry...
Judge for yourself.