Bet you can't top this.

My dogs were having a snit fit, barking and growling, so I went to see what they were so upset about.

There was a huge long snake tail sticking out from under my car. I backed up and leaned down to see the "snake".

And now I know who stole all my grapes this year. I've got a 2 foot long iguana in my yard.

I went around and asked neighbors. Nobody lost an iguana or knows anybody who has an iguana, so someone "took him out to the country to live on a farm". Jackass people.

By the time I figured out how to catch him, he'd disappeared. So now I have to find him again and get him caught. He's probably got about a week here before he dies of the cold. At least he's got something to eat. I've got windfall and thinnings all over the ground.

I'm going to be annoyed, though, if he eats all my tomatoes that are just getting ripe.