May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.

Confucius

Look at the means which a man employs, consider his motives, observe his pleasures. A man simply cannot conceal himself!

Confucius

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Confucius