Where are his striping rollers? Sheesh!

I'd hate to have to change the fluid in that transmission.

It's the sensational, all new Oxaplenty lawn maintenance marvel.
A very green way to maintain your green spaces.
Drive train has recyclable exhaust emissions, if you are a composter.**

**Excludes the mower blade drive system.

The only problem I see with it is when the ship from the oxen hit the sand spinning it the rear things will become interesting.

Yes, it would spread the bioeffluents.

Yeah, exactly like "when the ship hits the fan" :^)