Yipes!

That looks like a fairly typical clay soil that lacks organic matter.

Looks like the stuff in the western parts of TX - from the Hill Country west.

there is probably a tablespoon of clay in there kimmsr. That is all shale cut from when they build the uphill road 80 years ago.

The small pile on the left (screened 1/8-1/16) would actually make a lovely cactus and succulent topdressing. Quite a nice gravel. The top pile is nothing but rock. The little bit in the blue bucket is the only thing that could be considered soil and it is almost entirely sand.

OK, I won't complain anymore....

Forget the 'good reliable soil test'...there's not enough to fill an 8-oz jar! LOL