You have taken aged manure to an extreme. It will take awhile for this brontosaurus doodoo to deteriorate and take effect. Rgds

Sh@t........that's awesome.

Thanks Fredgpops, so now I assume that petrifying and un-petrifying, both take a very long time.

So, I guess my attempt to petrify bamboo in my backyard will take a bit longer than I planned. Maybe I will just dig it back up and build something with it.

Zt

Kentuck-
Who was the wench, and did your wife know about her?

350 lbs of one mean tough woman. She can suck down a quart of beer in under 5 seconds, and can grow a beard that would make a bigfoot jealous. We haul her around for backup when my ole friends and I get into trouble, she catches our slack. I think she used to play center for the Cowboys, no one knew she was a woman, and didn't care, or were too scared to ask(or look). All of our wives/girlfriends think she is a man, so what they don't know, won't hurt us.

Actually, I caught the misspelling after posting it and was hoping no one would notice. I'm slacking off, I should remember to proofread. But then again, spelling it with an 'e' made the story even more interesting.

Kt

I never proofread and always make mistakes...it makes it more interesting....