ROSES & HANGING BASKETS

> A teenage granddaughter

> comes downstairs for her date

> with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

> Her grandmother just pitched a fit,

> telling her not to dare go out like that!

> The teenager tells her

> 'Loosen up Grams.

> These are modern times.

> You gotta let your rose buds show!'

> and out she goes.

> The next day the teenager comes down stairs,

> and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

> The teenager wants to die.

> She explains to her grandmother

> that she has friends coming over

> and that it is just not appropriate...

> The grandmother says,

> 'Loosen up,

> Sweetie.

> If you can show off your rose buds,

> then I can display my hanging baskets.

>

> Happy Gardening