"Crimson King," as he so proudly told me. I just stared at him.

I told him, "Have fun pulling out its little baby seedlings...and make sure to tell your neighbors."

He countered that if the species is so invasive and aggressive, why would nurseries sell them?

I told him if the nursery could make money selling dandelions, they'd do it too. Heck, how many of us buy bottled water?