Haha - I think you added the refrigerator part of the joke - just for me?

Here's another one:
Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red? A: She saw Mr. Green Pea !

Good one ! Yep, I added the fridge part.

While running a marathon, why did the tomato turn red? It was trying to ketchup.

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

Good one ! LOL.

If a tomato is a FRUIT.............is ketchup a JAM?

Brilliant !

If a cranberry is a VEGETABLE......is cranberry sauce a SOUP?

Here is a link that might be useful: 7 Recipes for Season's End TOMATO JAM

This post was edited by PupillaCharites on Wed, Oct 1, 14 at 16:48

Hi Deeby - you have made many threads/posts but I know so little about what you do? Do you have a GH and Garden? Can you share some photos of your plants/garden/GH etc?? Tks

Thank you, Hudson. My name is Deborah. I'm only a container gardener, in southern California. I don't know how to upload pictures here, and besides, the only plants I have currently are dwarf lemon, orange, and pomegranate trees, a huge lemon verbena, a Tuscan blue rosemary and a ficus tree in my kitchen. I always have container tomatoes. I'll be planting radishes and peas after our expected heat wave is over. I thought your pictures of your perfect raised beds with the mountains in the background were absolutely exquisite and I admit I was envious !

Hi Deborah - thanks for the info. I think container gardening is much harder than raised beds or direct in the soil gardening. What little container gardening I have tried - didn't turn out so well.

We all have something to be envious about - the only trees that grow around here are pine trees and quakes ! You are getting ready to plant radishes and peas and I am winterizing - it is already freezing most evert night here.

Thanks for the complements on the photos - posting photos is easy once you know how. There is a thread I noticed about how to post photos - if you have any interest. Well - sorry to say the last of our ripe tomatoes are in the "fridge". This time it is out of necessity as well as a preference. Still some on the counter though - waiting to ripen.

Speaking of trees - we just planted 50 quakes down our driveway - that was a lot of digging!