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Funniest kitchen thread

14 years ago

There seems to be a lot of tension around here the last couple days, and I for one am ready to leave it behind. I'm reminded of the final scene in "Moonstruck" when all the characters are sitting around in the kitchen, it is very tense, and the grandfather says, "Someone tell a joke."

So let's tell a joke. Post anything we can laugh about. It could be farm animal figurines that we put on our counter. It could be an unusual pendant. It could be the goofiest kitchen idea you've seen. It could be anything.

I'll start us out with a cartoon of what will happen if you don't heed Buehl's advice about putting your pullout trash in the prep area:

And as an added bonus, I'll post a link to the end of "Moonstruck" in the famous Moonstruck kitchen complete with timeless white subway tile! Warning: there is a bit of language, but nothing too bad.

Here is a link that might be useful: End of Moonstruck

Comments (32)

  • 14 years ago

    Another design tip. For your home office:

  • 14 years ago

    LOL! I googled kitchen humor and this is the first thing that caught my eye!

    {{!gwi}}

    And I love Moonstruck!

  • 14 years ago

    Speaking of dogs, I wash mine in the kitchen sink. I am not ashamed to admit it. I do not wash my lettuce at the same time.

  • 14 years ago

    1929Spanish, I think that belongs in the Confessional thread! I'll post the link because it is very funny!!!

    Here is a link that might be useful: Confessional

  • 14 years ago

    houseful, I love Moonstruck, too. On our first date my husband and I went to a little Italian restaurant in Boston's North End, and the next day we saw Moonstruck. Every time my kids say, "no fair!" I think of Nicholas Cage's immortal line, "I'm no ****ing" monument to justice!"

  • 14 years ago

    Houseful's post reminded me of a towel I bought for my girlfriend who went through a stretch where she did a lot of entertaining, due to graduations, baby showers, birthdays, etc.

    Here is a link that might be useful: {{!gwi}}

  • 14 years ago

    What ever happened to the widget thread? That was the funniest thing I've read on this forum.

  • 14 years ago

    Here's some holiday dinner humor:

    The extended family was all seated around the dinner table. The table itself was laden with a bountiful feast. As they joined hands to say grace, Mom nudged the youngest daughter who whispered in return, "but I don't know what to say!". Mom said, "just say what you've heard mommy say when she prays, sweetie." So, with every head bowed, the little girl prayed...

    "Dear Lord, WHY did I invite all these people to dinner!"

  • 14 years ago

    I love all these funny kitchen themes! I now want to see the movie Moonstruck! What a great ending. I also love that my aim is improving!

    I have a Cathy Magnet that says: "For a delicious meal, take me out to dinner". I have been practicing cooking in my new oven and I am getting better. :)

  • 14 years ago

    Clergychick - that is laugh out loud funny! Love it.

  • 14 years ago

    I've delayed knee replacement surgery so I can get spring housecleaning done in January. (I haven't done it in the five years we've lived here, so you could say it needs it.) "A place for everything and everything in its place." Impossible? I say not. It's only DH and me, and I'm the sloppy one.

  • 14 years ago

    I think you would all find humor if you could see a picture of my current kitchen. I don't have pictures of it really, as it's really the ugliest room I have ever seen in my life. I suppose if everyone wanted a good laugh, I would be willing to snap a few photos for the comic relief of all.

  • 14 years ago

    Clergychick, your story reminds me of a family dinner a friend attended years ago. His elderly grandfather was there and, sadly, he was losing it a bit. At the end of the dinner he looked around and said, "That turned out better than we expected!"

    Samantha111, that would be funnier if my desk didn't look exactly like that!

    Lynn2006, love the Cathy magnet. And I love those sayings, houseful and mercymygft.

    mama_goose, did the dog ever get the cupcakes? I'd be so disappointed if he didn't!

    Daisychain01, beekeeperswife started a "favorite thread" thread a few weeks back, and the widgets were there. So was the pig towel. I'll post the link below.

    The funniest thing I've read here in a while was courtesy of johnliu discussing the appliance forum:

    "The funniest thread on AF was the one on does anyone make a truly quiet refrigerator. On and on, people who were on their third and fourth refrigerator, building insulation lined enclosures with reinforced bases, sleeping with earplugs, and generally coming apart at the seams because ice was clinking in the ice maker or the compresser could be heard through three doors, two walls, and a fifth of gin. No-one could agree on which brands were quietest or what quiet really meant. It was like an Internet discussion of high end audio. I do not know, but suspect, that most of the posters were single because they'd surely have unplugged their spouses, the darn thing was breathing all night and wouldn't stop! I did learn two useful things from that thread though. The first was that life is supposed to be hard, hearing the ice clinking all night is how we build character. The second is that for a really quiet refrigerator, get a propane or nat gas powered adsorption fridge - these are full-size versions of RV refrigerators, zero moving parts, and you can disconnect the cursed icemaker."

    The above post is part of the "something in the air" thread found here:

    http://ths.gardenweb.com/forums/load/kitchbath/msg0400171127172.html

    Here is a link that might be useful: Favorite Threads Thread

  • 14 years ago

    I don't have any kitchen humor around but seem to have collected a few internet cartoons:







  • 14 years ago

    Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield......"my wife's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in to get the screen door fixed."

  • 14 years ago

    If it weren't for all my friggin' widgets, my kitchen would be full of baking smells and clean dishes right now.

    Here is a link that might be useful: Widget thread

  • 14 years ago

    Samantha111, your cartoons are just a little too true, aren't they? We don't get enough forum humor around here. Keep it coming!

  • 14 years ago

    This hangs in my kitchen... it always gives me a chuckle..

    Here is a link that might be useful:

  • 14 years ago

  • 14 years ago

    Joaniepoanie, I love that Rodney Dangerfield joke about his wife's cooking! Thanks for making me laugh. I am enjoying reading everyone's funny posts!

  • 14 years ago

    schmeltz- you absolutely need to post the before pic's! we have seen some real horror shows on this site and revel in them!

    post away!!!

  • 14 years ago

    I second the request, schmeltz!

  • 14 years ago

    I agree! C'mon Schmeltz. Don't leave us out there hanging like that! Have you seen this one? Post photos so we can join you (?) in enjoying it's awesomeness.

    Here is a link that might be useful: frightening kitchen

  • 14 years ago

    I love the widget post! what a great way to start the day.

  • 14 years ago


    {{!gwi}}
    {{!gwi}}

    Here is a link that might be useful: You can read my little story here

  • 14 years ago

    I would also like to note on my behalf that this was taken shortly after we took possession of the property. It looks slightly better (cleaner) now, but everything is still the same.

  • 14 years ago

    florantha, thank you for that. I've got to save it for those dark days when I need a chuckle.

  • 14 years ago

    Wow, Schmetz, that is some kitchen! On the bright side, you won't have to worry about people thinking the "before" picture looks better after you remodel it! Good luck!!!

  • 14 years ago

    OK Schmetz. You win. That is one seriously ugly kitchen. But I don't think it would be fair to laugh at it until AFTER you aren't actually using it as a kitchen. So I'll try and hold it together until then. For your sake I hope it's soon!

  • 14 years ago

    No really, laugh it up. I have to laugh every time I walk in there to keep from crying, or taking a sledgehammer to the entire room. We had to have a sitter for the two oldest girls because we weren't sure if it was even safe to walk around the house. I took the worst pots and pans I had and some very basic food and my husband and I camped out on the living room floor while we cleaned things up. We had to sleep with the doors and windows open because of all the cleaner fumes mixed with the smell of old house. The first night we had 4 stray dogs come in the house looking for food! It took a few weeks before we would actually let the girls inside. The exposed wiring has been removed and there is now an actual light fixture in there. The walls are still yellow, with both borders and the yellow plaid wallpaper.

  • 14 years ago

    At first I thought that was a mood board for one of the design problems...was going to say it was very original, but not my taste.