Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburh

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it goes to the end, the faster it goes.
Andy Rooney

I dream of a letter tomorrow from where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motivs.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing, it was here first.
Mark Twain

Live every day as if it were your last because one of these days you will be right.
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