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Squirrels and Chipmunks

10 years ago

This past growing season I have lost most of my ripe fruit to squirrels and chipmunks. My wife criticized me; insinuating that I was not as smart as the rodents. I decided to prove her wrong. I believe that the most harmful is the chipmunks. I tried pleading with the little buggers, but they just laughed at me. My wife joined in with her own laughter. I bought an air rifle, but the chipmunks are too fast to hit. They all giggled! I bought a live trap; but the trigger was not sensitive enough to catch them. (I imagined that they left me a note, after eating the peanut butter bait, that said "Ha, Ha!" My wife looked knowingly at me.) I set a mouse trap in back of the trigger and caught 7 mice, but no chipmunks. More laughing, dancing from the chipmunks and their major supporter (my wife)! Against my wife's protestations, I am buying a RAT Zapper. If that doesn't work, I may have to agree with my wife; these buggers are smarter than me.

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