Why would it be cheesy? The storm door is effectively your front door as viewed from the street.

Don't mess with magnets/suction cups etc - get an over the door hanger!

That's where I hang mine -- with an over the door hangar. But then I only hang one at Christmas.

I love wreaths on front doors and I always had one on my home's storm door (until a bird made a nest in it). I remember asking on a forum (not this one) several years ago if people thought it was tacky or old fashioned and the consensus was that it was just fine! If I can find the picture of that bird's nest, I'll post it, not sure where it is!

Thanks so much guys. Never thought about the bird's nest thing. Guess i gotta watch out for that!

My storm door wouldn't accommodate a wreath hanger so I put a Command Hook on the inside of the door and used fishing line to hang the wreath. Looks fine!

I saw one that had a live snake all curled up in it so watch for surprise visitors. I had a wasp building a nest in one of mine. I always have something hanging on my door either something with flowers or a cute crafy welcome sign or such.

This was at a house in Slidell, Louisiana. Scary! That's a big snake.

Whoa that is a big snake! Quite a welcoming committee.

I hang my Christmas wreath on the storm door using a strong magnetic hanger. https://smile.amazon.com/Darice-Magnetic-Hook-Pack-White/dp/B00579264W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488215957&sr=8-1&keywords=magnetic+wreath+hanger 

It does take some fiddling to get it centered.

Whoa, that snake is scary!

I found my pix and they were from 2008. First is a photo of the wreath on the door from inside.

Then from inside showing Mama (or) Papa.

Then we were having workers in the house busily using the front door for a couple of days and I was worried about the nest and the mama/papa so I moved the wreath to the side on the front porch right next to the front door, hoping that Mama would be okay with that - and she was.

We had a couple of babies and a mess underneath the nest on the porch, so after that I never had another wreath in the spring, only for Christmas.

I also hang wreaths on my storm door - I use a suction cup.

That snake is YUCKY.