Cornus 'Geocachii'?

The infamous 'junk tree'

Lets hope it isn't invasive

Magazine tree?

Ed, the name of your unique dogwood tree is Canis famamiliarus x 'labrador retriver'. It is a well known tree that is capable of providing kindly shelter in its bosom for its namesake. The temporary 'headstone' pictured will scatter on the four winds, sending a message of love and loyalty throughout the forest. Yes, it is a somewhat invasive tree, though greatly welcomed into natural woodlands for its beauty and as a source of bird food.