I think both locations are not ideal. Residing on the dinner table - can be only temporary - because in most cases they do not get enough light and go into decline. It is OK to enjoy them there when they are at the peak of their bloom - and move them to the window afterwards.

The issue with a porch - it will be too hot for them in summer - I think 65-85F is the range you do want to maintain - and you are probably over 85F now...

What I foresee - is an imminent demise - both on the dinner table or on the porch. If you do not really ready do give them the space on the window or near the window in your house and give them the care - repotting, fertilizing etc. - you can treat them like cut flowers - enjoy while they last - and chuck or rehome them afterwards.

I know it sounds kinda cold... and all my AVs friends are getting mad at me... But you are not obliged to take another hobby... If my children would bring me a palm tree... I would be in a same position,,,

Irina

Gotcha. I’ll see how they do. I can move them to my bathroom which is super bright south facing window for now.

Maybe the new location's light levels will suit them. I started out without much fuss -- bottom water them when they're almost dry -- place in deep cereal bowl with a diluted fertilizer solution at each watering. Easy. Not exactly a full blown hobby with only two and if that's all you do, you might get a second or third bloom cycle out of them.

Superbright sunny will scorch them. It will be OK if your plants will be a foot or 2 away from the glass. I think you will eventually find a good location.