She always tells me to have a good day, or Saturday, or enjoy my day in the sun (if it's sunny).

No funnies, but the mention of the shopping list made me imagine the conversation between an Alexa and my DH -- who has just called me with questions five times while doing our grocery shopping.

Back before I unplugged mine and put it in a drawer. I asked it a simple question. It replied "I am not a search engine!"

Well excuse me!

I request the joke of the day - most are groaners. She also calls me by name every once in a while. Cracks me up. I wish she would tell me she's not a search engine - I'd argue that point.

I’m with Raven. I could tell she was listening and reporting back to headquarters. Yanked her cord and stuck her in a drawer. Siri got muted, too.