A neighbor somewhere has peacocks who for some reason are attracted to my house. I came home today and all three of them were laying on my back porch. If they're not on the back porch, they're on the front porch. I'll pull in and they're ask hanging on the front porch like they're waiting for me. They are beautiful birds and I really don't mind them except for... the poop. REALLY tired of the poop. We just put a roof on our back porch and will be purchasing new furniture for it. Is there any way to dissuade them from congregating on the porches? I don't want to harm them and I really don't want to start crap with the owners who live SOMEWHERE behind us. It's a very rural area.