At a sales call several days ago, a customer pointed out the bright red spot on her engineered stone island top. It cannot be felt; it's perfect. I told her we could drill and fill it away inconspicuously, but she wouldn't hear of it. My kind of customers.

Forty years ago, we found a mosquito squished into a sheet of plastic laminate at the shop where I worked. Couln't scrape him off; he was imbeded perfectly. Sorry I didn't save that one.