That is just creepy and it looks like the model is being attacked. Not a good look.

Oh, geez. I just noticed the length of her nails! Defensive weapons?

I don't call that fashion at all. Anyone could use there imagination to create weird costumes like this-which is what it is-a costume, not fashion-big difference.

Bb, no! You don’t want to upstage the bride.

Ooh la la - wearing red to a wedding? 😄

And the gown itself is classically gorgeous - I imagine that 'accessory' is for runway drama and doesn't necessarily come with it.

Jilly, I’d loan her my +1 for one of the dances.

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I wonder if she knew what she was signing up for when as a young girl she said 'I want to be a model'.

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What a singularly unattractove outfit 🤔

Did the NYT show the red splattered dress? It's worse, imo. It's a shame because some of the dresses are gorgeous but overshadowed by the "art". There are also a lot of weird arm embellishments in that show. And umbrella hats. And creepy masks.

I don’t see a picture of a red splattered dress. I could probably DIY that one by cooking a pot of spaghetti gravy!

This looks like a petulant child in a diaper and sailor hat to me.

I like the turquoise dress to the far right. It looks fairly classic. Of course, it doesn’t get the same level of attention as the weird stuff.

My friend's son is a successful runway and print model so I often plunk around looking at some wild shows. He's not in this but has worn some uncomfortable and crazy things. And does not complain one bit. He gets paid a lot of money!

...and not an attractive model at all.

I think your potential +1 looks a little clingy. I think you can do better. :)

Maddielee, 🤣🤣🤣

bbstx, if you need a +1 to hold up the front of the dress, you picked the wrong dress.

A few more of ‘the latest in mens fashion‘ to give you more laughs. Those shoes in the last one….🤦🏻‍♀️

That man's bag in the second photo reminds me of when I used to wear plastic bathtub toys as jewelry in San Francisco in the 1970s. I also made a lot of my own clothes back then as well, and I did play around with pant leg dimensions.

I would not recommend wearing the red dress to a wedding mainly because it is red, but also having a train makes it too dramatic and attention getting. I love the dress, but not for a guest at a wedding.

My BIL's first wife (who was from Japan) would wear elaborate kimonos to weddings, but she really did want to get most of the attention.

Hahaha! No need for earrings or makeup with this one!!

Hilarious thread!! Thanx bbstx

Crazy...and off the hook........but....strangely interesting.

I watched Bette Davis in Jezebel last night...all because she wore a red dress to the ball instead of a white one...